The best strip clubs in Miami, FL and South Florida should come as no surprise, with the area home to some of the most beautiful beaches and celebrated nightlife in the country. These gentlemen’s clubs not only cater to locals, but millions of tourists alike, who routinely turn out in droves seeking late-night entertainment to go along with the long, leisurely days. Wondering which of these establishments is most worth frequenting? It all depends on your preferred atmosphere and vibe. Below, you’ll find a guide to 10 of the best strip clubs in Miami FL and South Florida, each of which you’ll want to check out when you’re in the area.
Named for the street it resides on, E11even is part strip joint, part high-end energy-fueled club. It features live music (Lil Wayne, Cardi B and Jason Derulo have performed here), bright lights and, yes, strippers. You can watch the dancers or receive lap dances in private rooms, but the club offers so much more in the way of performances. Visit the rooftop to cool off from the dance floor.
Don’t be fooled by the modest exterior. Dean’s Gold is, as its full title implies, the Ultimate Gentlemen’s Club. A large main stage doused in colorful lights takes up a most of the main floor while private rooms with furniture ensconced in velvet make for some intimate one-on-one time. Daily happy hours make this a great place to grab a drink and enjoy the view.
KOD is famous due to its association with the rap world, having made appearances in numerous songs and hosted the likes of T.I. at its establishment. The ladies here show off their athleticism with elaborate pole tricks that will make your jaw drop. A basketball court on the premises offers another way to blow off steam.
Reveling in its place among the pantheon of best strip clubs in the Miami area, Tootsie’s is a go-to spot for guys and gals looking to blow off steam. The 400-square-foot stage along with multiple private rooms and a full restaurant make this club the largest in the city. If you’re looking for less of a club atmosphere, venture upstairs and get a table for dinner.
While you won’t see any nude ladies here, there’s no shortage of gorgeous eye candy to whittle away the hours (and the dollars). Maybe it’s not technically one of the 10 best strip clubs in Miami and South Florida, but the layout is that of a sports bar combined with a strip club, making it the kind of place where you can watch the game and the dancers with a flick of the eye.
The interior of Wonderland is both decadent and elegant. Sensual dancing is featured onstage, but while private rooms allow you to a more intimate show. Tuesday nights are half-off drinks and if you sign up online beforehand you can forego the cover charge.
This Coral Gables staple offers something for locals as well as out-of-towners. It specifically caters to those who prefer dancers who can hold their own alongside J.Lo and Nicki Minaj, if you catch our drift. While it doesn’t provide the largest stage, dancers make the best of it.
There are a few things that sets The Office apart from the competition in Miami. First, the sheer number of dancers here is staggering. If you have a “type” then the odds are she’s waiting here to meet. Second, the music system is unrivaled. Private dances and drinks are less expensive than other places, but lower prices don’t equal a lack in quality.
Scarlett’s boasts half a dozen poles with fully nude women gracefully gliding around. This spot earns its reputation as the hottest club in South Florida. It’s not something you hear often, but the food here is great. Get there before 8PM and you’ll get some free food with your drink.
Replete with six stages across three levels and beautiful women to occupy them, Cheetah’s in Hallandale is one of the quality gentlemen’s clubs in the area. Add in a sports lounge and VIP areas for privacy and you’ve got most men’s dream come true. Catch the game on any of the large flat screen TVs or stop in for free lunch from 11AM to 3PM.
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